ha! it's Hirarious!!!

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Hi, my name is:
Chicka Chicka Slim Shady - oh noes, wait nah, its Ash.Leigh "Moog" Short

When I'm nervous:
...I suddenly need to poo
(TMI! TMI! TMI! HA! bet ya werent expecting that!?

)
By this time next year:
I will have finished meh highers, and be gearing up for head of school/house/prefect duty and pickin on meh sis, who's coming to myy school!!

MWA!
oh shit, i just spilled curry on meh keyboard...
... much better, all clean now

Last night I:
Sickeded Up, Slept, didnt Sleep. quite crap, actually ^_^'
PART 1: YOU:
Were you a planned baby?:
hell no. i never plan stuff

(i wasnt, my dad cied when i was born cos he couldnt afford to feed him an mum as it was.

) i love ruining stuff!!
(Luv em)
Were you the first?:
yas, followed by Jack and Rach. in tha order.
PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY:
Do you have low self esteem?:
kinda, depends on mood!

Are you happy right now?:
yep, may go to a party, depends tho...
PART 3: APPEARANCE:
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
no but i change alot, so it's no biggie....
Describe your hair:
straight or curly, dpending on weather, with blondey bits frooo it. and a fringe thats farr to long.
PART 4: RANDOM:
Ever been kicked?
But i get up again ! never gonna keep me down!
(obscure reference over!)
Ever been arrested?:
yesh, but one of those times it was my gramps tryin to play a trick on me (he was a copper before he buggered off...)
PART 5: THE OUTDOORS:
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
either, i adapt

Do you like thunderstorms?:
yesh, they tickle!
PART 6: FOOD:
Are you a vegetarian?:
eww no wai!!!
Anything you absolutely could eat forever?:
apple pie and ice cream..........
PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE:
Do you want to get married?:
you askin'? O_o?
Are you in a romantic-relationship?:
naaah.
Why?:
cus he reeked of ciggies...
PART 8: FRIENDS:
Do you trust your friends 100%?:
Roman, Carrie, Fog, Dom and

Do you have friends that youve never actually met in-person?:
couple, yeahh...
Who do you see the most?:
Carrie, or Roman...
Who knows the most about you?
prolly Carrie, she's got 5 years more experience than Roman

Who would you go to if you...
Had to vent?:
mum... BOMA!!
Needed an opinion on clothing?:
mum agains...
Wanted company?:
I love ma mum 'kay!?
Wanted music?:
Simon Cowell
Wanted a good laugh?:
noel fielding

Needed a second opinion?:

i can trust him to tell it how it is...

Were sad?:
Carrie.
Were in a tight spot?:
Roman, he alaways gets outta tight spots

Were you out last weekend with anyone?:
yesh, Carrie, roman, ross and lewis
Part 9: LIFE:
Do you know what you want to do 5 years from now?:
be settled in Uni

Have you ever seen a dead body?
yep, well morbid .
What should we do with stupid people?:
give them their own country, put hidden cameras everywhere and watch them bareknuckle box until one is crowned king of the Cocks

What is making you sad right now?:
doctor Who's still got aaages to go till it's n 9thanks again lizerag for the awesome piccy!!)

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?:
*barf*
Last person you went out to dinner with?:
family aah think.
Do you drink lots of water?:
yeah, s'

ose.
What toothpaste do you use?:
colgate ya bas!!
The last compliment you received?:
"you stink..."
PART 10: RANDOM QUESTIONS:
Where is your cell phone?:
in meh pockets!
Cheesecake?:
Cheese? Cake? uggh you disgust me!
Car you want?:
vroom vroom.... uuh, wha?
Your greatest fears?:
up chucking after this curry im eating...
Who are you hanging out with tonight?:
Carrie, Roman and other peeps that havent told me if their coming...
Where did you grow up?:
south Queensferry, born and bred!
What are you wearing?:
kick ass hoodie, top and tight jeans...
Tattoos?:
none yet, but gonna get one on meh wrist, shoulder or back sometime in teh future!
Ketchup?:
ewwwww.
Your computer?:
is dying a slow death on meh. TT_TT
Your friends?:
are a bunch of twats. but they're my twats

(I pimp 'em!

)
What are you thinking about right now?:
I really need a wee...
When is the last time you laughed?:
2 mins ago.........
Last time you cried?:
yesterday, when i found out my baby cousin has cerebral palsy. never cried so much in my life

Last text?:
mum asking about my lil cousin...
Last received call?:
carrie...
Last IM?:
ah dunno, not been on in yonks.
Devious Comments
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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(Times were fun and fine eh, keep your stuff coming I mean it!)
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
She has done a picceh of that Doctor Why...
Or What...
Or Who or something =/^.<\=
*Garry* Hey, he's just being daft. It's 'Who'
*Meh* Yah, it is. Now Mewg! I can try to get it to ye sometime or if not, you'll see it on DA
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
no
its THAT kid
*points at jake*
jake:aww crap!*runs away*
me:get back here cabron!*chases after him*
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
i will now to go stalk that other person
who owes me that 14.99$ BLT sandwich with no cheese,a jelly bisquit
and a shoe spit shine
*runs off like a sissy*
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
*pulls out cannon*
attack!!!
*fails*
oh yeah, i forgot, i filled it with gammon
I'll give you 3 butterbeans and half a muffin. i cant promise anything else
wheres my eggo waffles dammit!
dont make pull out out
mah anchovi nunchucks of total
annialation and boo-boos!
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
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In another man's world
The moon shines bright
Twisting the landscape
And distorting the light
King of the sanity that can't be fixed
Nostalgia as seen by lunatics
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SPACE GHOST
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
comunicating with chikens
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!
It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007-2008 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
i'd also like to thank how you're watching me, it's still much appreciated ^_^
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...what do you think is the meaning of life?
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I believe there is something here to be learnt of grace
'Cause I cant help but love you, even with a heart that breaks
Like the promises you made
...my God, what a world You love
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DONT EAT BROCCOLI
KILL IT!!!!!
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[I'd rather be 9 people's favourite thing than 100 people's 9th favourite thing]
Remember to vote Clarkson! : D
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Purgatory... Is that the one when you weren't really shit... but you weren't all that great either? Like Tottenham?
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It's 2am, do you know where your pants are?
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青白き光芒は 十字照らし
憂愁の風が 錆びた鐘を響かせ
Moi Dix Mois - Xanadu
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